So I am totally used to reading the most erratic blog post titles on The Bloggess's site... But I rarely get to do this. The Bloggess is following ME on Twitter. I mean she's following like 17,000 others but still. She's being followed by a quarter million. So really, I consider myself one of the few. It's relative y'all. Einstein would agree.
I imagine it went something like this:
Beyond the Curls: Bloggess, you're my blogging hero.
Bloggess: Beyond the Curls, you're weirding me out.
Beyond the Curls: See-just like that. You can make me laugh with just one line.
Bloggess: I wonder what Victor would do.
Victor: You're not allowed to talk to people. Remember?
Bloggess: You said I wasn't allowed to talk to people about music, Victor. And she's talking to me.
Beyond the Curls: And I have a red dress. Or better, a mouse in a red dress. Now will you follow me?
Bloggess: Victor. She has Hamlet von Schnitzel. In a red dress. I must follow her.
Beyond the Curls: And that's how it's done.
Victor: Did you really think it was Hamlet von Schnitzel in a red dress?
Bloggess: She said a mouse in a red dress. What other mouse would wear a red dress besides Hamlet von Schnitzel?