They eat, sleep, poop, fuss, eat again, sleep again, poop A LOT...but then they SMILE. And I coo like a crazy little girl as if babies just invented smiling. This is my new nephew, Clint, and there is a slight chance that Clint's new state of residence will be Texas. Jus' sayin'.
P.S. The title is a Friends reference, of course...silly, as if I would actually PAY for the baby...I would just take him.