Seriously...

Must it come to the point where your passenger has to tell you to "Please don't text while we are moving.  It scares me."?

Because, let me tell you, if I catch you repeatedly taking your eyes off the road (for 55 solid seconds once!) to text someone who can (and should) wait until you are no longer with me, then I will.  Thank-you-very-much.

But I may get all pansy-like and say thank you one too many times coupled with nerve-racking divulsion as to why accidents have always been a life long fear...

But tell you, I will!